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Bright political carrier in the offing:

"Right from his birth, Charan  has displayed no better qualities than treachery, ingratitude, dishonesty, whistle-blowing, etc.  So, I can see his bright growth and good prospects in politics".    .......   An Indian politician was boasting about his only son.


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Caring mother's pep talk:

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"Don't be a fool. When you are going to stay with your mother-in- law, try to live on a diet of good reading and good food and no gossiping as we've done here;   but be prepared to give your ear to rumors, hearsay and complaints, so that you can use them to your advantage when you are in trouble".  A mother advising her newly married daughter about her mad mother-in-law".

Bright swath:

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Why does the court of justice, which otherwise looks drab and dry, look bright and shinning? Came the reply from a coot lawyer: 

"Miss Donna, who became a fashion model recently, 
came to the court 10 minutes ago today regarding a defamation case. It so happened, she cut a glamorous swath right  up to the steps to the court room. Now the justices want to take the path (cut by the fashionable lady) to their car park!!".

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Empty sac:

"An empty sack can't stand upright, so is a man or a family without money". This is also true of empty talk that is meaningless and serves no purpose".
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