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Preach and practice:

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"When you don't practice what you preach 

regardless of circumstances, it is like  a priest 

practicing celibacy, but advocating adultery  tothe  

parishioners."

.secrecyat stake? www.examiner.com at stake? www.examiner.com

Going to the wrong place:
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 In strange town or city  don't ever venture into  

an unknown place or neighborhood and risk your life,

there may be town tramps loaded with claps,  hobos 

or drunks walking tardy or crawling  on the ground.


When in the soup:



"When a courageous majestic lion or elephant is  in 

the dumps because of sickness and aging, a jackass, 

when time is ripe, will  have a ball giving  nice kicks 

to him."


Wrong approach:

Road roller and elephant forbesindia.com
 "Choosing a wrong approach without weighing its 

impact is roughly equal tousing the road roller to 

crack open  the peanuts or push the sick fat

elephant off the road."
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 Mole hole and mountain:
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When you're down on luck and in the dumps, even a 

small mistake or failure will be nitpicked, sliced, 

diced, scrutinized and finally blown up into large 

scalefrailty."

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