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Bitter-half:

 
Bitter half. www.jantoo.com

"Thank you buddies  for the first anniversary 

wedding  gifts. Please don't bother me by asking

the same question: How is your married life?  My 

answer is  as simple as an apple pie. I am leading a 

bitter life with my bitter-half in a bitter year."


     ....... a message on the wall of an IT professional in his office in Bangalore.



Code od silence:


Omerta . www.freezonemediacenternews.com
 "There is a nice way to keep away from trouble if 

you happen to work in the midst of badmouths, 

gossip mongers and intemperate and yelling bosses. 

Practice "omerta"- the code of silence of Sicilian 

mafiosi. If you make this practice perfect, you will 

never land in trouble."
Omerta www.tumblr.com

 Wrong tagging:

Communist party of India. vbblogblogspotcom.blogspot.com

 "If I lean toward this side, I am branded as a leftist 

( left communist party of India). If I support the 

other side. I am  tagged   as  a rightist (right 

communist party of India). If I tell them I am as 

straight as an arrow, the media people mistake me 

that  previously I was bisexual"


..........  lament of an Indian Communist party leader

CPI(M) Kerala crisis. www.socialism.in
Beauty queen:
www.dianliwenmi.com
Transvestites  www.cartoonstock.com
"The competing bewitching beauties  at a beauty 

contest are creatures of artifice. As for transvestites, 

they are nothing but creatures of insanity."       

    ............ a grandma telling another grandma
Transvestism www.cartoonstock.com
                 
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